Gross reached a whole new level in my house this morning.
Little Man has developed some Spring allergies and is in constant need of a tissue. I swear he blew his nose 10 times between breakfast and brushing his teeth. Poor guy.
So this morning after wrestling all the kids into the swagger wagon and a near-miss with a large yellow bus, I hear Little Man blowing his nose in the back.
I’m not sure what possessed me–but for some reason, I asked him if he had a tissue and he said NO!!!
I nearly slammed the swagger wagon into an on-coming car as I threw up in mouth.
What? I screamed back as I looked at him in the rearview mirror.
He was sitting there with big guilty eyes and two fingers in his mouth.
I don’t feel the need to explain further.
Gross. Grosser than Gross.
What have your kids done that just makes you sick to your stomach?